Splendor in the Ass Storyline
Something hot is happening at the Vanderblik’s Mansion! Shocking? Perverse? Hell no! It’s just part of the naughty shenanigans of the rich and mighty horny! After Sir Ashley and his butler Dudley give the French maid her morning servicing, what to do about son Westley becomes the problem of the day! He’s still a virgin! The lustly services of Hortense Harlot fix that immediately! But it seems that Westley’s ultimate fantasy is a poke in the poop-chute! Lady Penelope helps grease the wheel of fate…so to speak…and backdoor love conquers all! Director Gerard Damiano hits a hot homerun in this frantic farce of high society rear-ending!